🥀 MY VILLAGE WIFE 🥀
( HIS FATED BRIDE )
By: Exclusively Mercy
THEME: A beautiful disguise.
GENRE: COMEDY
TAGS: Hate to love, entertainment, romance.
♥️ PROLOGUE ♥️
What would be your reaction when a local girl is brought by your mother as a bride in the middle of the night??
Explore this hilarious story of Charles as he shares a remarkable experience of love.
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CHAPTER 1 & 2
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{ A BRIDE FOR CHARLES }
By: Exclusively Mercy
CHARLES POV ✨
¶ TEE'S CLUBHOUSE, 11PM¶
The speaker blessed my ears with a great sensation of music that made my legs itch for a dance, sadly enough my legs can't be raised without a hot b*tch to tempt it to a motion enough to have a hot dance.
Why, aren't there hot girls in the club by the eventful eleventh hour of the night??
Well, yes, there are girls but hot?? Nahhh. Just a bunch of bones wining their flat @sses to the air.
A proper introduction of myself, hmmph. The writer should have done that for the introduction but since it's my story, do I have a choice??
I am Charles, Charles Alauba.Yes the popular handsome, rich business man that hails from Enugu State.
My life's simple, live and f*ck hard. Yeah, that's how I love my simple life. Only one thing is prohibited from this life of mine, LOVE.
You see that dangerous letters above, I can never cross it's boundaries or even go close to it. I have never fallen in love and would never will.
But you see SEX, bring it on. Always available 24 hours, call me a flirt, sex god, philander, playboy, I don't give a f*ck about it. My worst fears, hmmm??, Marriage?
I'll rather remain poor than get married to someone. That shit scares me to death because I can't be faithful to one @ss, why not thirty or more @sses...(chuckle)
Sorry to interrupt your unending questions that envelope your mind as you read my introduction, I have a call.
( Whispers)...it's my mother.
" Hello mummy"
" Nwam(son), how are you?" My mother replied in an ever joyful tone.
" I'm fine"
" Bia Charles, that place you are is noisy. Hope you're not in the club"
" Me??? Noooo. I went to the market to buy foodstuffs"
" Ehn, ehn...you this pathetic liar. Take your ugly @ss down to your house, I'm waiting for you there"
" Ah...ah...what are you doing in my house nau??"
" Le kwa nwa o ( see this child o), so I can't come to my son's house again??" My mother retorted hotly and I rolled my eyes secretly.
" Okay, fine I'm on my way" I whispered in an hush tone and ended the call.
" Hello..bab.."
I didn't even allow the ugly creature that tried to seduce me finish as I brushed her aside like a piece of nylon, she staggered at my push like a goat without stamina.
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< THIRTY MINUTES LATER>
My arrival to my house wasn't quite pleasant as I had to let my erected myself calm before driving in to my house, the lustrous stare of the promiscuous ladies fighting their way through to get the attention of different men of affluence who rode pass them.
My rod couldn't get me into perfect concentration as it stood erectly at the sight of different sizes of b**bs and @sses.
Thankfully, my house was close by so I won't be exchanging pleasantries with the angels when I'm being judged on why I had a fatal accident because of lust.
Being an only child of a chief titled business man is a good thing but not when you have a dramatic woman called my mother, " The queen of dramas" I call her and I wouldn't dare try to ever hurt her feelings or poor me, I'll be beaten to a pulp by the hurtful insults and loud wails she'll throw at me.
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" I'm home" I announced as soon as I arrived the living room.
My mother, engrossed in watching the television programme jerked up joyfully on hearing my voice and rushed to engulf me in a tight hug. Gosh, I missed her so much.
" I thought you'll stay with dad forever at London" I whispered happily as I embraced her.
" Silly!, I came here for a purpose." She gushed and I raised my brows as I disengaged from the hug that nearly choked me to death.
" Mama" I called fondly and she smiled, gesturing for me to sit.
A suspicious look was worn on my face as I say down slowly on the large cushion.
Before my mouth would give an utterance, a lady in her twenties brushed past us and took my briefcase, shaking her @sd vigorously that my rod sprang, getting excited for an action.
I let out a slight cough on noticing my mother's satisfying smile.
" Who is that pretty lady that just took my briefcase in a flash?" I questioned, smiling like a goat in front of my mother.
My mother out of excitement called the fully shaped lady and my spirit nearly left my body on the sight of the woman who was walking towards me.
" Mama, please who is this???. I never asked you for a maid did I" I blurted sharply and she stopped abruptly.
My mother released a deep frown but my drawn face remained unaltered as I kept it intact.
" Mama, why yous nos tell him? ( Mama, why didn't you tell him?)" A displeasing grammatical error fell sharply on my ears and I felt irritated immediately.
" Who the hell is this?!!!" I blurted angrily
" Meet Ujunwa, your wife. Isn't she beautiful??" My mother said smiling, totally ignoring my furious expression.
" Okay, you're joking right?"
" My roves, mamas nos jokes o, I is your wife.( My roves, mama is not joking o, I am your wife)" The local girl said, looking deep into my eyes.
" I never asked for your opinion you uncivilized demon!!!' I yelled angrily, getting up from the cushion.
" If you no rikes me, why your thing big? ( If you don't like me, why is your manhood erect?)" She mocked and I slowly looked down at my trousers.
My eyes widened on seeing my manhood erected in full length.
I stood in shock, looking at the local girl with an awful makeup and a hair which stood like an antenna that could pierce one's heart.
" You're not my wife!!!!" I yelled, running away with my hands on my bulged trousers.
" I roves you baby boy!!! ( I love you baby boy)" I could hear her screams as I ran to the stairs.
" What the hell is wrong with you?!!!!" I yelled insanely at my d*ck as I got to the room.
My door opened and I nearly fainted on seeing her coming to my door with her luggage on her head.
" Coopelate, wes husband and wifes. ( Cooperate, we are husband and wife)" she smiled, exposing her brown dentitions and I fainted.
TBC
How is it for a start?😂😂😂
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